Bad's The Best
Canning was once asked by an English clergyman, at whose parsonage he
was visiting, how he liked the sermon he had preached that morning.
"Why, it was a short sermon," quoth Canning. "O yes," said the preacher,
"you know I avoid being tedious." "Ah, but," replied Canning, "you
were tedious."
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