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Drollery Spontaneous

More drolleries are uttered unintentionally than by premeditation. There

is no such thing as being "droll to order." One evening a lady said to a

small wit, "Come, Mr. ----, tell us a lively anecdote;" and the poor

fellow was mute the rest of the evening.

"Favour me with your company on Wednesday evening--you are such a lion,"

said a weak party-giver to a young litterateur. "I thank you," replied

the wit, "but, on that evening I am engaged to eat fire at the Countess

of ----, and stand upon my head at Mrs. ----."

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